The Douchiest Phone Message In History

In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. Its such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time. The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a

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